(Source: pissphobia)

tsunamiwavesurfing:

lions nut in under 10 seconds so next time a bitch complain about 15 minutes im deadass havin her ass watch the discovery channel 

even the king of the jungle know time is money and ball is life

(Source: tetraghost)

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

swampertexpert:

My aesthetic: Exhaustion in pink shorts.

swampertexpert:

My aesthetic: Exhaustion in pink shorts.

roymaes:

the greatest plan in history

*thirst follows myself*

(Source: tenthgrader)

heteroh:

when you send a raunchy snapchat to the wrong person

image

frenchwhorn:

*clever joke about whatever meme is popular right now*

faeryies:

thanks

faeryies:

thanks

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

beyoncevevo:

6 selfies haha

coluring:

I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS

coluring:

I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS

(Source: tipslip)